Hello beautiful people! Thanks for reading my first blog, I really appreciate you all doing that as it makes me feel good about myself and, well, that’s pretty important I think.
One thing I’ve learned in my 25 years of life, it’s a short list trust me, is that the Internet is without a doubt the single most interesting, truly unique place on this sweet place we called Planet Earth. Thank you Al Gore, pretty sure he’s an avid reader of this site, for inventing the Internet. The Internet is a great place because of a variety of things like; being able to connect with your favorite celebrities, athletes, etc., being able to learn how to build a bar made out of wooden pallets from a YouTube video, learning how to make steak au poirve for a fancy night in with the significant other (wishful thinking on my part), and the list goes on and on. What I found to be the most impressive thing about the Internet is that it gives you a platform to voice your (probably) uninformed opinion on pretty much any subject under the sun, moon, or ufo in the sky.
Which brings me to the point of this blog. Thanks to my extensive research (Wikipedia and reading Twitter until my eyes bleed) I am now convinced that there is quite literally nothing anybody loves more than Antonio Cromartie likes having children. Antonio Cromartie and his super sperm just welcomed to this big blue beautiful planet his 14th (!!!!!!!) child. The man literally cannot be stopped. Lest the good audience of this blog forget that Cromartie has gotten a vasectomy and has since fathered 4 children since getting the vasectomy. The news is quite frankly astonishing. When I saw the headline that he had yet another kid, I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any. Stop and think about it. He had a vasectomy and his sperm spit in the face of the vasectomy and yelled “GET OUT OF MY WAY, WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO!” It is truly incredible. His wife has since come out and said that she plans to have a hysterectomy, but let’s be real, that’s not going to stop Antonio from doing what he was put on God’s green earth to do.
I’ll be out of town this weekend for a wedding for one of Supreme Leader Trey’s old teammates, so you all will have to just make do without my piping hot takes and opinions on sporting matters. See you all next week and hope everyone has a splendid weekend!